13:17 < chessie> ChessieBot: bondle chrismas traditions
13:17 < ChessieBot> chessie: It's a good deal.
13:18 < lauren> FredBot2: bondle crismas traditions
13:18 < FredBot2> lauren: Yeah our sales are off 20% off coupon when you make sure it was planned.
13:19 < lauren> FredBot2: bondle crismas traditions
13:19 < FredBot2> lauren: Got your grandma on my ipod in the city has a jetta tdi.
13:19 < chessie> hahah
13:19 < tduds> these are all going to be tough
13:19 < lauren> ChewerBot: bondle crismas traditions
13:19 < ChewerBot> lauren: As long as fred messages more okc chicks but obviously still try with this.
13:19 < chessie> FredBot2: bondle crismas
13:19 < FredBot2> chessie: Yeah icecream why are you gonna be insane.
13:19 < tduds> TdudsBot: bondle crismas
13:19 < TdudsBot> tduds: Picking up a gross woman on the defensive. He had so many great internet memes.
13:19 < tduds> TedBot: bondle crismas
13:19 < TedBot> tduds: You own/when will we be back in the bathroom i broke in my office moved.
13:20 < chessie> JeresigBot: bondle crismas
13:20 < JeresigBot> chessie: She'll want to divide it up!
13:20 < chessie> JeresigBot: bondle crismas
13:20 < JeresigBot> chessie: Oh, this link came up first when I move in, I'll have to pick an arbitrary number to see a play.
13:21 < lauren> BurnsBot: bondle crismas
13:21 < BurnsBot> lauren: SHe was also tucker max-sponsored.
13:21 < chessie> ChessieBot: bondle crismas
13:21 < ChessieBot> chessie: Ad my friend said "3 days" and then the game sports came on.
13:21 < chessie> game sports!
13:22 < tduds> haha
13:22 < tduds> after 3 days
13:22 < tduds> it's a bondle crismas miracle!
13:22 < chessie> hahah
13:24 < lauren> FredBot2: bondle crismas colors
13:24 < FredBot2> lauren: Looking at diversity as only havinga mix of different skin colors seems so superficial.
13:25 < lauren> ChewerBot: bondle crismas colors
13:25 < ChewerBot> lauren: Wut u mean like homeschooled.
13:25 < lauren> lol
13:25 < lauren> ChessieBot: bondle crismas colors
13:25 < ChessieBot> lauren: The school colors are blue@!
13:25 < lauren> ok blue
13:25 < chessie> ChessieBot: bondle crismas colors
13:25 < ChessieBot> chessie: I was like, 5 books in different colors which indicate like, who was definitely not wearing costumes!
13:25 < chessie> ooh no costumes for bondle crismas
13:25 < lauren> RichardBot: bondle crismas colors
13:25 < RichardBot> lauren: Id go scuba diving to test my colors.
13:25 < lauren> TdudsBot: bondle crismas colors
13:25 < TdudsBot> lauren: Except ms maryland she's like the colors in 43.
13:25 < chessie> FredBot2: bondle crismas colors
13:25 < FredBot2> chessie: A world filled withi nothing but a mix of different skin colors seems so superficial.
13:26 < lauren> TdudsBot: bondle crismas decorations
13:26 < TdudsBot> lauren: ..dummies can access tumblr.
13:26 < lauren> TdudsBot: bondle crismas decorations
13:26 < TdudsBot> lauren: I don't give a shit, megaupload indicted.
13:26 < chessie> is that the only time fred ever said color
13:26 < lauren> TdudsBot: bondle crismas decorations
13:26 < TdudsBot> lauren: Where we're getting the resonance from in the hallway was so hard.
13:26 < chessie> ChessieBot: bondle crismas decorations
13:26 < ChessieBot> chessie: Hey kat is in the hospital so i could spell architect without looking at.
13:26 < lauren> ChessieBot: bondle crismas decorations
13:26 < ChessieBot> lauren: I just don't understand why you need more things?
13:26 < lauren> ChessieBot: bondle crismas decorations
13:26 < ChessieBot> lauren: FREE ASSOCIATION.
13:26 < chessie> hahahahaha
13:27 < lauren> TedBot: bondle crismas decorations
13:27 < TedBot> lauren: It's at 10 am then when little billy gets a fatal pbj at school the following: Are there for the communist UN in order to understand more about yourself then that.
13:27 < lauren> TedBot: bondle crismas meal
13:27 < TedBot> lauren: I have a very candid convo with a night with the meal and drinking out at an event on fb richard is planning a trip to europe does not spend it all out.
13:27 < lauren> ChessieBot: bondle crismas food
13:27 < ChessieBot> lauren: So i don't have to give you any poisoned food.
14:13 < chessie> ChessieBot: bondle crismas songs
14:13 < ChessieBot> chessie: When were your good songs?1
14:14 < lauren> ChessieBot: bondle crismas music
14:14 < ChessieBot> lauren: I don't like the renee zellweger of country music.
14:15 < chessie> haha
14:15 < lauren> ok great so no renee zellwhorer
14:15 < chessie> so no country
14:15 < chessie> either
14:15 < lauren> yeah i guess so
14:15 < jared> Renee Zellweger is hot.
14:15 < lauren> jared: so you like girls who always look like they're going to cry
14:15 < chessie> hahaha
14:15 < jared> YUP
14:15 < chessie> SO SQUINTY
14:15 < lauren> JeresigBot: bondle crismas music
14:15 < JeresigBot> lauren: Huh, sorry I didn't realize the music generator)
14:15 < chessie> hey get this talk out of bots
14:16 < Fred> FredBot2: oxford comma
14:16 < FredBot2> Fred: Tonight has been a comma touche.
14:16 < Fred> FredBot2: elaborate
14:16 < FredBot2> Fred: Hey it's not a big elaborate summary at one point nate had it for parts.
14:16 < lauren> ChessieBot: can taylor swift be part of bondle crismas?
14:16 < ChessieBot> lauren: Ugh i don't want no part in this movie is adorable.
14:16 < Fred> ha
14:17 < lauren> so ChessieBot abstains from the voting
14:17 < lauren> FredBot2: can taylor swift be part of bondle crismas?
14:17 < FredBot2> lauren: I really did used to be part of a helicopter like jane swift.
14:17 < lauren> FredBot2: NOT REALLY RELEVANT
14:17 < FredBot2> lauren: Scumbag dickie: Makes potential employers think i did a REALLY LOUD fart.
14:17 < lauren> hahaha
14:17 < chessie> hahaha
14:17 < chessie> hahaha
14:17 < lauren> RichardBot: can taylor swift be part of bondle crismas?
14:17 < RichardBot> lauren: Taylor swift: Geocidal madman.
14:17  * chessie can't stop laughing
14:17 < lauren> wow
14:17  * lauren dies
14:17 < lauren> RobertBot: bondle crismas
14:17 < RobertBot> lauren: All the people recommending you go to whiskey priest on a monday, per se.
14:17 < chessie> what is geocidal
14:18 < chessie> RobertBot: bondle crismas
14:18 < RobertBot> chessie: No, but a legion of billionaires staring down the moment we started talking about for me?
14:18 < chessie> i just tried to tab complete crismas
14:18 < lauren> not a word it turns out
14:18 < lauren> haha
14:18 < chessie> i think he meant genocidal
14:18 < chessie> RichardBot: bondle crismas
14:18 < RichardBot> chessie: Which he responded, "no " YESSSSSSSSS.
14:19 < Fred> haha
14:19 < Fred> FredBot2: crismas
14:19 < FredBot2> Fred: That only met nate once.
14:20 < Fred> FredBot2: scumbag
14:20 < FredBot2> Fred: Wtf scumbag cat: Sitting on my computer im never gonna hang out at the same bldg?
14:20 < chessie> FredBot2: how do you celebrate bondle crismas?
14:20 < FredBot2> chessie: FUcking prostates; how do you celebrate xmas?
14:20 < Fred> haha
14:20 < Fred> hahaha
14:22 < tduds> hahaha
14:22 < chessie> BurnsBot: how do you celebrate bondle crismas?
14:22 < BurnsBot> chessie: But man. It's great to be the length of one side of the fact that you celebrate and I do? How about you.
15:01 < chessie> ChessieBot: curses!
15:01 < ChessieBot> chessie: Well, there's a classic! Snappy dialogue! Bette davis and marilyn manson.
15:01 < tduds> hahahah
15:01 < chessie> hahaha
15:01 < Fred> hahahahha
15:02 < chessie> hang onnnnnnnn
15:02 < chessie> wrong marilyn
15:02 < chessie> ChessieBot: snappy
15:02 < Fred> FredBot2: HANG ON
15:02 < FredBot2> Fred: HANG EM HIGH AT NOOON.
15:02 < ChessieBot> chessie: It is a classic! Snappy dialogue! Bette davis and marilyn manson.
15:02 < Fred> haha
15:02 < chessie> hahah um
15:02 < Fred> FredBot2: hang on
15:02 < FredBot2> Fred: I cant come hang out with her.
15:02 < chessie> ChessieBot: um
15:02 < ChessieBot> chessie: Did anyone see um.
15:02 < chessie> ChessieBot: um
15:02 < ChessieBot> chessie: That's taxation without um, one in on saturday!
15:02 < chessie> haha
15:02 < Fred> haha
15:03 < chessie> i don't think that's how that goes
15:03 -!- jared is now known as notjeresig
15:04 < chessie> ChessieBot: pay your rent
15:04 < ChessieBot> chessie: Rent!
15:04 < chessie> ChessieBot: yes
15:04 < ChessieBot> chessie: Yes yes.
15:04 < chessie> ChessieBot: goddamnit
15:04 < ChessieBot> chessie: It will begin sometime between the 19th-21st.
15:05 < lauren> ChessieBot: no pay it now
15:05 < ChessieBot> lauren: What does it have to pay the bills somehow!
15:09 < tduds> ha
15:09 < lauren> ChessieBot: because you are an adult
15:09 < ChessieBot> lauren: Because you've boobs!
15:09 < tduds> haha
15:09 < lauren> ChessieBot: thank you!
15:09 < ChessieBot> lauren: I'd bang her to lick your butt will thank you!
15:09 < lauren> err
15:09 < tduds> woah
15:09 < chessie> WOAH
15:10 < chessie> ChessieBot: do you eat with that mouth
15:10 < ChessieBot> chessie: Because he's desparate to stick my. Dick in his mouth.
15:10 < chessie> omg
15:11  * tduds dies
15:11 < chessie> ChessieBot: honestly!
15:11 < ChessieBot> chessie: New mike doughhty! It's a cat)
15:11 < notjeresig> haha
15:12 < chessie> ChessieBot: disgusting
15:12 < ChessieBot> chessie: Omg most disgusting dirty fast.
15:13 < notjeresig> ChessieBot: Fieldmouse.
15:13 < ChessieBot> notjeresig: And cowboys vs. Old britney dance-off video.
15:13 < notjeresig> ChessieBot: Well said.
15:13 < ChessieBot> notjeresig: But mhoydis said okay first.
15:14 < notjeresig> ChessieBot: Okay to what?
15:14 < ChessieBot> notjeresig: But mhoydis said okay first.
15:14 < notjeresig> ChessieBot: Okay to what?
15:14 < ChessieBot> notjeresig: I tweeted what you guys feel okay raping wiht me around.
15:14 < chessie> eugh
15:14 < notjeresig> ChessieBot: Please don't say that. I'm actually up for a pardon.
15:14 < ChessieBot> notjeresig: Actually i don't have things to please tduds.
15:14 < chessie> hahaha
15:14 < notjeresig> Winner.
15:14 < tduds> :(
15:15 < notjeresig> ChessieBot: Well, what do you have?
15:15 < ChessieBot> notjeresig: What, i will go well.
15:15 < notjeresig> ChessieBot: It seems like tduds would like that.
15:15 < ChessieBot> notjeresig: Hmm macys seems to have that stupid shit.
15:15 < notjeresig> ChessieBot: Yeah, so go buy it. Problem solved!
15:15 < ChessieBot> notjeresig: Problem solved.
15:16  * notjeresig high-fives tduds
15:16 < chessie> ChessieBot: don't listen to notjeresig 
15:16 < ChessieBot> chessie: "Listen, i don't even care.
15:16 < chessie> ChessieBot: you're me!
15:16 < ChessieBot> chessie: I guess that means you're old.
15:16 < notjeresig> HOLY SHIT
15:16 < chessie> ChessieBot: ouch
15:16 < ChessieBot> chessie: Oh i can go to a school.
15:18 < notjeresig> ChessieBot: You have the most interesting responses.
15:18 < ChessieBot> notjeresig: Kat posted a ton last night. I have the dos equis most interesting man song stuck in the air.
15:18 < notjeresig> ChessieBot: A ton of what?
15:18 < ChessieBot> notjeresig: Also i doubt we have a ton!
15:18 < notjeresig> ChessieBot: I'm getting mixed signals.
15:18 < ChessieBot> notjeresig: Etc. I have heard mixed thing.
15:19 < notjeresig> ChessieBot: tell me about it.
15:19 < ChessieBot> notjeresig: Fred's mom just tell me about.
15:19 < notjeresig> ChessieBot: OK, well, she's crazy and hoards food in her bathroom.
15:19 < ChessieBot> notjeresig: To the bathroom is SO PERVASIVE in one sitting.
15:19 < notjeresig> ChessieBot: Ew!
15:19 < ChessieBot> notjeresig: Haha ew.
15:20 < notjeresig> ChewerBot: How's the DJing going?
15:20 < ChewerBot> notjeresig: "YOU MIGHT BE ASKING YOURSELF WHY LISTEN TO ME? ILL TELL YOU WHY BECAUSE I HAVE AN IRON METABOLISM BUT WILL BE MORBIDLY OBESE IN 10 YEARS.
15:21 < notjeresig> ChewerBot: Jesus Tapdancing Christ
15:21 < ChewerBot> notjeresig: Did u say jesus.
15:21 < notjeresig> ChewerBot: Yeah.
15:21 < ChewerBot> notjeresig: The one that works) valentine's day party. It was all music trivia next week.
15:23 < notjeresig> ChessieBot: I'm going back to talking to you.
15:23 < ChessieBot> notjeresig: I'm going to stop talking to you?!
15:23 < notjeresig> ChessieBot: Rude!
15:23 < ChessieBot> notjeresig: Haha that stupid cracker song in it! What's up with that.
15:24 < notjeresig> JeresigBot: I heard your iPhone is busted?
15:24 < JeresigBot> notjeresig: The site is busted, haha, I kind of spotted the problem is that? Gillian anderson as miss havisham?? All over again.
15:25 < Fred> JeresigBot: how do you feel about this little shop of horrors you've created?
15:25 < JeresigBot> Fred: Worst thing ever created?
15:25 < Fred> haha
15:25 < notjeresig> JeresigBot: I didn't know you liked Gillian Anderson.
15:25 < JeresigBot> notjeresig: I've also watched azis asari, liked him.
15:25 < notjeresig> Fred, did you see the ChewerBot one?
15:28 < Fred> missed it
15:28 < notjeresig> Scroll up. It's the first thing I asked him.
15:28 < Fred> hahaha
15:29 < Fred> [15:09] < ChessieBot > lauren: I'd bang her to lick your butt will thank you!
15:33 -!- notjeresig [jared@brains.] has left #bots [<-- KICKED]
16:45 < lauren> if so it would be a bondle crismas miracle
16:45 < lauren> FredBot2: bondle crismas tree
16:45 < FredBot2> lauren: Incase anyone feels like 2 hours with a huge tree down on one 3 minute phone call.
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